The Meandering Skinflint
Tuesday, 23 June 2015
Saturday, 20 December 2014
INTRO
WELCOME CITY SLICKER!
If you’re looking for designer label clothing, a complete range of choice in every shopping department and the shop until you drop experience, this city may be just the venue for you if you're brave enough to wade through the crowds at the shopping malls or on the high street, especially on Saturdays. This is the face I have always associated with Birmingham, which is where I decided to start my series of cultural city escapes, across Britain and France, then further afield in the future.
I'm not even trying to help those parents (of which I am one) who in their desperation are crying out ‘Lets just find somewhere with a bouncy castle, and a ride with something vaguely educational attached to it to get the kids out the house!‘ Although there’s undoubtedly a perfect spot in the city for the perfect family outing. It just helps to know the exact location of meets your specific needs!
This week I discovered that even the night life in Birmingham isn't just for the ‘Lets get wrecked in the clubs and the pubs’ brigade and that there is in fact, a place for us grown adults who choose to nurture our intellects, while we edify body and soul. And you can do this of an evening, you can make a day of it, but if you're globe trotter or jet setter take a 24hr break! If you're a student you'd be a fool not to advantage of all those student concessions on offer.
I think of you because you can only be spared for up to 24hrs (hard won through months of negotiation). Take heart for we are two of a kind and we deserve this getaway, either alone or with that other special person, romantic or otherwise. I will show you how you can finally find space to breath, to write, to read, go to a Health Spa, absorb the arts, walk, run or cycle through a beautiful park or just be dazzled by a breathtaking city scape night and day, and be mesmerised by grandiose buildings, large open spaces, stunning architecture and cultural diversity.
If you’re about to switch off because you can already feel your wallet draining, then think again. A Classy experience in any metropolitan city is available to those in know, not necessarily those in the money! I am at pains to pint out here, that I am but a novice in the cross city jet setting lifestyle as well as the arts for that matter but my ever present artistic aspirations, which have never been fully realised (spoken by a Science graduate and Science teacher ) are now crying out to be finally unlocked and satisfied….Why don't you come with me on an exciting voyage of discovery?
I will begin my mission with an introductory visit to central Birmingham. My focus...the arts, culture and academia....a complete break and refreshingly without dumbing down!
Thursday, 18 December 2014
Birmingham, a fresh look for art lovers.
I will explore these interests in various cities, comparing and contrasting and I will be ever mindful of those of us whose time and budget is by no means unlimited.
Aspirational, Inspirational and Sensational Birmingham !
Ladies and gentlemen I give you Brindleyplace, Victoria Square, Centenary Square, Regency Warf and Broad Street as seen through my eyes today. A quick analysis of the clientele that flood the restaurants at lunch tells me that the local bankers and suits are already 'in the know' and probably take this part of town for granted. However, if you haven’t been to Birmingham in the last decade or are simply sick and tired of heading straight for the Bullring or the Mail box just to return home a few hours later with aching feet, countless shopping bags, and an empty purse ( a subway sandwich plus costa coffee as your sole culinary experience) then you’re in for a big surprise! We, the enlightened have everything we need for our physical, mental and spiritual edification, all within a 3 mile radius in this gentrified hub at the heart of the City.
When I crossed the road from the Paradise Circus car park, after an £8 car ride (£1 an hour to park during the day, £3 between 6pm and 6am and all day Sunday).
Honestly, there is no need to spend
fortunes on high end hotels like Hyett or Hilton when there’s a Premiere Inn here (strategically dotted around most entertainment centres) which in my
humble opinion is a preferable choice to the likes of Travel lodge for a sturdy
comfortable double bed, a user friendly shower, cleanliness, spaciousness, and handy provisions like kettle and fridge which
allows you to partially self cater if you wish. There’s also enough table and
chair space to write or use a computer although why bother when the largest
library in the world, Birmingham Library, with views over the city and a
beautiful little park, are just a 5-10minute walk away.
If you arrive in time for lunch you’re best
off heading for Brindleyplace straight after checking in. Here you are utterly
spoilt for choice from a range of at least 20-30 different restaurants, cafes,
bars, pubs with all the popular world cuisines well represented. Give yourselves plenty of time to play footsy under the table and feel suitably mellowed by the fine wine (don’t scrimp on this part of the experience because you are what you
eat and other clichés that promote good quality, authentic and nourishing food
that fully satisfies the pallet).
You might prefer a light baguette instead or street food from the Christmas market (much more affordable than the London version) and save the big splash out dinner for the evening.
You might prefer a light baguette instead or street food from the Christmas market (much more affordable than the London version) and save the big splash out dinner for the evening.
I do hope the demand for street food
dictates that the trend continues all year round maybe with different themes
for different seasons. Here you’ve got hot food on the go at Centenary square, ranging from the vegetarian burger hut which also sells falafel wraps lunch for (£3-£6) and the Creperie next door selling hot freshly made Nutella and
banana crepes for £3.80 and a host of other savoury and sweet fillings (who needs to go to Paris?). Then
there’s Mexican, Austarlian, German beer and sausage stands in addition to the sticky sweet stands,
and the coffee, cheese , chestnut and other huts I didn't have time to see.
You can eat to your heart’s content while exploring and gazing in wonder and bewilderment at the new Library, The Symphony hall and Rep theatre etc, or take in more views from the ferris wheel, making mental notes on upcoming performances on the big digital screens. You can also watch a free recital or CBSO rehearsals at the Symphony Hall where shockingly, food including home made packed lunches may brought in and you can sit on comfortable sofas to ‘picnic’ (despite the extensive range of bistros, cafes and restaurants housed within the Symphony Hall itself). After a walk along the canal (to speed your digestion or just burn calories and if you’re the greedy type.... that would be most of us.... simply to make room for dinner) you might just want to head back to the hotel for a shower (and whatever else you need to do with a spare and truely rare uninterrupted hour or two). This is your private time to do with as you please but if you're feeling energetic explore further afield and get some fresh air at the park if you’ve been cooped up in the office all week, not seeing the light of day between home and work each day.
You can eat to your heart’s content while exploring and gazing in wonder and bewilderment at the new Library, The Symphony hall and Rep theatre etc, or take in more views from the ferris wheel, making mental notes on upcoming performances on the big digital screens. You can also watch a free recital or CBSO rehearsals at the Symphony Hall where shockingly, food including home made packed lunches may brought in and you can sit on comfortable sofas to ‘picnic’ (despite the extensive range of bistros, cafes and restaurants housed within the Symphony Hall itself). After a walk along the canal (to speed your digestion or just burn calories and if you’re the greedy type.... that would be most of us.... simply to make room for dinner) you might just want to head back to the hotel for a shower (and whatever else you need to do with a spare and truely rare uninterrupted hour or two). This is your private time to do with as you please but if you're feeling energetic explore further afield and get some fresh air at the park if you’ve been cooped up in the office all week, not seeing the light of day between home and work each day.
Architecture: Though lacking a touch of the historic, there are artistic and period features visible. The modernity here is refreshingly earthy, with crisp lines of glass frames and bare brick.
....and the odd touch of the bizzar..but only in the distant skyline.
Revitalisation:

Food and Drink:
I'm told Jimmy Spices is the Curry House around here although I'm almost certain its not the only one and yes there are Thai and Chinese restaurants here as well.


Stick to pie and chips you choose a cosy pub for grub......unless of course you don't mind bottled peppers, washed out tomatoes and cold boiled potatoes in your nicoise salad. Ugh!
ENTERTAINMENT VENUES:
For the evenings entertainment (hopefully
you’ve booked in advance online and taken advantage of any discounts especially
if you become a theatre member ): I
don’t know, once again you’re so spoilt for choice you’d have to plan to do
this regularly and you still wouldn’t scratch the surface of all the things to
do and see. You could just go to one of the bars where rock and jazz bands or
solo instrumentalists and singers have their gigs or you could go to the National Indoor Arena to see a visiting live band, ) Operatic performances at much more affordable prices than the Opera House in
London (see online) are usually further afield at the Birmingham Hyppodrome but here you have the Rep for
a play or any one of a host of theatres including Alexandra including the illustrious Symphony
hall (one of the biggest and best in the
world) where you can treat yourself to a top stand up comedy shows (Tickets to
see Trevor Noah my favourite South African comedian are already on sale for
October 2015!) and not forgetting the world renowned City of Birmingham Symphony Orchestra.
Inside the Symphony Hall:
The Programming:
The list is endless: Attend
pre-concert or academic talks at the Conservatoire (Birmingham City University)
where yet more reasonably priced performances are also hosted .These are all not far from Centenary Square.
Take a taxi if you’re wearing heels, otherwise walk. This part of town is where everyone who’s anyone performs, or hangs out and of
course those of us who happen to know of Birmingham’s little treasure trove ,
cannot fail to find something to delight i, be it Ballet, music from a range
of genres and even a movie to
snuggle up to (preferably art house or French cinema if you're one of us).
We may just want to
unwind and share an experience in good company or we may want to be
intellectually challenged or allow ourselves to transcend beyond the hum drum
into the sublime….at prices we can afford. By way of example the jam packed
programming this year included Ladysmith Black Mambazo (first brought to fame
by Paul Simon) at Symphony hall, The Welsh National Opera which regularly
performs at the Birmingham Hyppodrome, will be performing the magic flute, the
nutcracker Ballet is on opposite the library and Noah Stewart, the dashing
young tenor (sorry but he is quite hot) sings some of operas most celebrated
arias at the Town hall in April 2015. And this is but a glimpse!
Inside the Symphony Hall:
If you simply must shop (shame on you) or
get your hair done, as part of the whole relaxation experience ( a bit of a
waste of a 24 hour window if you’re with
that special person or if you’re writing a book) or you haven’t had the time to
get yourself suitably primed for the evening before arrival, then the Mail box
is a stone’s throw away.
All your needs met within a 3 mile radius and you can already see the myriad of cost saving opportunities as well as the chance for that rare spot of indulgence.
All your needs met within a 3 mile radius and you can already see the myriad of cost saving opportunities as well as the chance for that rare spot of indulgence.
This city has captured my heart and I
haven’t even begun to explore all these possibilities, because as yet they are
very real possibilities I got wind of when I spent the day just exploring this
transformed part of Birmingham, 10 years
on from taking my daughters to the Sea Life Center. At the time it was then
only surrounded by Pizza Express, Premier Inn, some other café I cannot recall
and newly built posh apartments along the canal, facing council housing on the
opposite side of the canal.
This juxtaposition still remains almost as a reminder that cultural, culinary and artistic Birmingham is not just for the wealthy (of which it has more than its fair share), but also for the less privileged who non the less come of age (in the truest sense) , have high aspirations and just seek inspiration from the sensational developments that have gentrified Brindleyplace all the way up to Broad street.
This juxtaposition still remains almost as a reminder that cultural, culinary and artistic Birmingham is not just for the wealthy (of which it has more than its fair share), but also for the less privileged who non the less come of age (in the truest sense) , have high aspirations and just seek inspiration from the sensational developments that have gentrified Brindleyplace all the way up to Broad street.
COMING UP: IF YOU ONLY HAVE 6 HOURS AND A TRAIN TICKET?
I return BY TRAIN for my first affordable lunch time
classical music Christmas concert at the CBSO centre this Monday. I plan to spend time in the Library, which I didn't get to do last time, then grab
a bite with a friend I will be reuniting
with after 15 years separated by relocation (only communicating via the odd
email thanks to workload etc…..) and then we will head for the concert, after which I will update you, with more pictures
Watch this space!
Watch this space!
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